Wednesday, June 20, 2007

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?

Aries Employee Profile (march 21 - april 19)
Aries employees make excellent troubleshooters.They'll usually want
to be out in the field at a variety of different work sites fixing
things. They certainly won't be happy for very long behind a desk in
a 9 to 5 schedule. The bored Aries employee who has been forced into
a square hole will typically be restless, angry, and careless with
details. No amount of money would compensate for being stuck in a
routine job. Money in fact isn't why they are working at all. They
do want to be paid fairly and need a status position to satisfy
their competitive tendencies--but even more importantly, they'll
want challenging new projects They typically like to have a sense of
responsibility and need to feel needed. In return, they'll give
their all and provide detailed, consistent work. They will literally
work themselves to exhaustion to prove themselves. If you want to
keep your Aries co- worker productive and happy, you'll want to give
them the opportunity to work independently or let them help and lead
less experienced workers.
Taurus Employee Profile (april 20 - may 20)
Taureans make some of the best employees. They are loyal,
hardworking, and no-nonsense. They work methodically and follow projects through until they are
complete. Some may appear to work a little too slowly-usually because they are
so careful-but they will always finish what they start. They thrive on structure, schedules, and routine. You'll find them
doing the same exact thing at the same time every day. Taureans, however, are not exactly the malleable workers that they
often appear to be. If they have to work in a chaotic environment, they won't be happy
and will be prone to child-like temper tantrums and stubb ornness.
They might react similarly if they have to work around ignorant
people or at a job where there is no obvious potential for
advancement. Taureans will be very unhappy if there isn't a ladder
for them to climb. Even in the worst situations, they will find a
way to advance slowly, winning over the most difficult people who
may stand in their way of progress. Taurus employees will only take so much patiently and happily before
they feel they are being taken advantage of. They will gladly accept orders and do whatever dirty work needs to
get done, but they expect rewards. They want material gain, salary increases, and the potential for
more power. To make your Taurus employees happy, be sure to give them projects
through which they will see tangible results-hopefully something
that will allow them to express their unique creativity in addition
to their practical side. They don't want to feel mired in details for long periods of time.
Make sure to schedule regular performance and salary reviews. This show of respect should keep them loyal to the company.
Gemini Employee Profile (may 21 - june 21)
Gemini employees can have difficulty concentrating on one thing for
long periods of time.
They have quick-moving minds and love to talk and communicate their
ideas with others. They thrive on social interaction -- even if
their jobs don't particularly support it. You'll be able to find
them wandering from desk to desk gossiping about all the sordid news
in the office. They can be powerful persuaders in their speech and
make ideal salespeople and mediators. They love to negotiate and can
work out the best Deal for everyone involved. When properly
stimulated, they can manage to keep their wandering mind focused and
actually be quite productive. When they are bored, bogged down with
mundane detail-work, or forced to work with people who they consider
droll, they can become mean-spirited and gossipy. Their moods can
fluctuate vastly day to day, as well as their productivity. It is
really against t heir nature to be forced into an average workday
schedule and environment. They are happier travelling. lf they are
in an office they will need constant new stimulation. Most will be
wanting advancement if they see this as a way to escape the
limitations of their jobs. This can motivate them to put extra
effort into their job. If you work with a Gemini, try to avoid
getting into any debates with them they will surely win and it could
end in some hard feelings on your part. They will need an accepting
environment-one that supports their need for multi-tasking. Cancer Employee Profile (June 22 - July 21)
The Cancer employee isn't at work to feed their ego -- their job is
just a job and a means to get paid. They work steadily and are usually very reliable. You'll be able to
depend on them to show up on time and do what is necessary. They won't get involved in power struggles or get upset when someone
advances before them. They are able to accept the situation because they see it simply as
a rung on the ladder up. Their motivation is security. They'll want more money the longer
they've stayed at a job. They don't want to have to worry about how they'll make ends meet
tomorrow so they'll need a stable position without much risk.
Cancerian workers can slip into some dark moods on occasion. During
these periods productivity tends to drop-as well as everyone else's
in the office. Their moods can be so strong everyone becomes
affected. To avoid the frequency of these occurrences,managers and
co-workers should try to make the work environment as homey as
possible-keep it well heated, cozy, and friendly. Don't press them to reveal their true inner thoughts-their tendency
is to be secretive and protective,and they could see prying as an
attempt to disturb their security.

Leo Employee Profile (july 22 - august 21) Leo workers want to be
first and at the center of the office. Even if they can't lead, they'll look for every opportunity to
increase their own status and if someone else seems ahead of them,
look out. They will make it clear that they aren't happy by pouting
and complaining. They want advancement so much that they'll take on more
responsibility and carry a heavier load than anyone else does in
the office. And they are self-promoters. It is likely that they are
telling everyone in the office what a great job they are doing as
well as giving everyone unwanted advice. They know they are superior and want everyone to know it as well. This arrogance can sometimes cause problems when working with
management. But typically, they are just hard workers out to demonstrate just
how good they really are. They thrive in sales positions - they can promote a product or
company just as well as they promote themselves. Their strength and arrogance isn't just show either. In a crisis situation, Leos really demonstrate their true courage. Leos want to lead and will be pushing for more responsibility and
rewards. They are happy to train and mentor new co- workers as they enjoy
giving advice and being in positions of authority. If you are trying to manage a Leo employee, you'll need to give them
plenty of praise, responsibility, and independence. They will certainly want to help lighten your load of management
responsibilities. Just be careful- the next thing you know they could be taking over
your job.
Virgo Employee Profile (august 22 - september 22)
In the right situations Virgos love to work. They make ideal
employees, happily working late into the night to make sure
everything is perfect and in order. If you are looking for an
employee who doesn't mind starting from rock bottom in the most
entry-level position at the company, hire a Virgo. They'll have no
complaints about the position being beneath them. They are CONTENT
with basic, honest hard work. Their contentment isn't always
apparent, however.. They love to complain and worry. They are quick
to criticize the way things are done around the office and are the
first ones to grumble disapprovingly at what they consider to be
extravagance or laziness. They are blunt and honest and don't mince
words over what they feel just isn't right. Usually, this will be
brought on by someone doing a half-baked job or not being considerate of other co-work ers.
You'll want to constantly reassure them, but this will do little to
quell their anxieties. They actually enjoy worrying, and there is little you can
do about it. Just give them a detail - oriented project and let them
work alone on it. You won't have to supervise a Virgo worker. They'll
check all the facts before getting started and catch their own
errors when they are done. To keep a Virgo employee happy, you
should also make sure their environment is orderly and calm. You
should also provide small gestures of appreciation. They don't need
extravagance, just let them know you appreciate them in small ways
that won't embarrass them. They will probably just shrug their
shoulders and say, "It's no big deal." But deep down inside they
need these little reassurances.

Libra Employee Profile (september 23 - october 22)
Libra employees are detailed, dedicated workers with sensitive
natures. Managers and co-workers sometimes find them difficult to
get a handle on. They pick up the energy of the office and are
unable to prevent it from affecting them. Loud noise, flashy colors,
and discordant vibrations will put them off so much that they will
have difficulty fulfilling their obligations at work.
One day they may seem like the most bright, hardworking, ambitious
employee around. The next day they might be down, irritated, and
unable to produce. Co-workers shouldn't fret when Libra employees
are in a dark mood. It really won't last, as a happy state of mind
can come over them just as quickly. When Libra employees are in a
balanced frame of mind, they can be a powerful presence at work-they
have a way of gracing everything they touch. Underneath that mess of
moods, they really are basically happy and stable people. They are
capable of profound logical thought and evaluate all sides of a
situation before acting. They are one of the most intelligent Signs
around. They are expert researchers and mediators. And their
sensitivity to their environment makes them naturals at keeping
things looking great. They will easily help others resolve conflicts
and can act as a go-between with workers and management so that
everyone ends up happy. If you want to keep your Libran worker
smiling, give them the respect they are due and put them in a
position where they can project their great charm and diplomacy.
They won't be CONTENT to take orders for very long, either- make
sure they are given increased responsibility.
Scorpio Employee Profile (october 23 - november 21)
Scorpio employees usually exude a quiet self-confidence. They are
self-sufficient and do not depend on others for a sense of
self-worth. They keep their private life separate from work and take
complete responsibility for their actions and their situation. They
don't make excuses; they just take care of business and expect
everyone else to do the same. Those who don't, co- workers and
managers- will have to endure the Scorpio wrath. They don't mind
being completely vocal about what they feel is wrong with any given
situation. And if you tread on their fire be sure to expect
retaliation. They won't take insults or opposition lying down. If
you manage a Scorpio employee, be sure to follow through with your
word and don't break any promises-Scorpio is keeping track and
building up some heavy resentments against you if you do. You may not even be aware of it until too
late-but when Scorpio gets too m uch, you'll be sure to know.
Scorpio employees will react towards those around them exactly as they are
treated. When they get what they want, they will be very accepting.
If you are trying to work with or motivate a Scorpio co-worker, be sure
to treat them respectfully and act professionally. Give them
challenging work that allows them to utilize their awesome
self-confidence and courage.

Sagittarius Employee Profile (november 22 - december 21)
The Sagittarian employee is head strong, cheerful, and willing to
help. They exude self-confidence and take on tasks like there's no
tomorrow. They are willing to tackle even the toughest of projects
as long as it is challenging and gets them out of the routine. Lucky
for them, their shining personalities and honest enthusiasm seem
like a bright spot in the office- otherwise co-workers might begin
to build animosity towards someone so arrogant and extravagant.
Their tendency to exaggerate and take on more then they can handle
usually results in missed deadlines and dropping the ball-not
because they are lazy of procrastinate, but because their enthusiasm
just gets the better of them sometimes. Don't let their nonchalance
fool you-they really do care about what they are doing. They just
have an easy-going attitude that allows them to keep on smiling even
when they just messed up big time. Just because they are flexible
and easy-going doesn't mean they won't tell you exactly how they
feel-what is working for them and what isn't. And they won't just
blindly take orders - they need to understand the method and reason
behind the process. If you are trying to motivate your Sagittarian
employee, be sure to feed them plenty of challenging new projects and hint that some
business trips might be on the horizon once deadlines are met. And whatever you do, try not to question their intentions - it is the
quickest way to make them upset. They aren't capable of deceit.
Capricorn Employee Profile (december 22 - january 20)
A Capricorn employee with too much to do is a happy worker. They
need plenty of projects and responsibility. There is no sadder sight
than a Capricorn worker without a sense of responsibility. They need
to be needed. They are covertly ambitious - usually not flashy or
obvious about it-but you will usually know that they are serious and
determined about advancing themselves. They are completely
scrupulous, so much so that they can be self-disparaging. But they
are no pushovers. They can wear down even the toughest customers.
Their persistence is incredible. Once they set their sights on a
goal, they work away at it until the bitter end-whether the goal be
that hard sell or the new hardware release. Capricorns don't work
for free, however. They expect to be paid handsomely and be given
more and more responsibility. They need to come out ahead of the
pack in the end, and they see the work environment as their primary
vehicle. They won't go in for the typical office gossip and
politics, though. They want to get down to business at work and see
it as no place for fooling around. With a strong sense of duty and
respect towards their superiors, it is rare they will join in on
boss-bashing or knocking the system. They can get frustrated,
however, with blue sky management schemes that lack common sense,
and they will interject their dry sense of humor in the most
critical ways. If they want change, they will be unyielding. If all
their effort leads to naught the result will be deep moods of
darkness and depression with a sense of hopelessness. Keep your
Capricorn employee happy by paying them fairly and giving them
plenty of hard work. Arrange for a path of advancement within your
organization for them. If you don't, you might find them looking for
other opportunities.
Aquarius Employee Profile (january 21 - february 19)
The Aquarius employee can't tolerate unfairness in the office. Hair
brained schemes will get the positive attention they deserve if an
Aquarian has anything to do with it. They'll try to help everyone
see the good side of a bad situation if it's the last thing that
they do. They are so smart-they can't help but hold management in
disdain if they feel that they are being unfair and unintelligent.
It isn't that they are overly ambitious and think they could be
doing a better job- just that they think people in power should know
better. Most Aquarius workers are still looking for themselves and will want
to try their hand at a variety of jobs in the workplace. Whatever they are doing, they will do conscientiously. They usually
have strict personal codes that include a strong work ethic. Their bright, off-beat intelligence, and trustwothiness will
typically gain them many friends-in and out of work. Beneath that sometimes odd-ball behavior is solid, concrete thinking
and sensitivity to co-workers. Keep your smart Aquarius co-worker happy by giving them plenty of
opportunity to learn news kills. Raises are less important to them. No amount of money will make it
worth their while to stay in a stagnant position. Don't let them get too bored or they will simply find another job as
easily as they found this one-their genius is easy to spot.
Pisces Employee Profile (february 20 - march 20)
The Pisces employee can be a loyal and hard-working, if
unconventional, worker. In the right position, they are able to keep
their daydreams in check and buckle down on the detail work-giving
their all to the boss and corporation whom they feel are worthy of
devotion. On the flip side, there is no image of extreme misery
like that of an ill-placed Pisces worker. They will act as though
their cubicle were a prison cell as they daydream of their own
business or next vacation. Unhappy Pisces workers usually won't
stick around too long. Often Pisceans will drift from one job to
another looking for that ideal environment to which they will be
able to commit and feel a sense of purpose. And if things are
going in a bad direction at the office, Pisces will be the first to
sense it. They'd rather pick up and leave then wait until the problem reaches
a head. Pisces are often misunderstood by their co-workers.
Typically timid and introspective, they usually keep their true
nature hidden, for fear it wouldn't fit with the corporate culture. What motivates a Pisces employee to not only stick around but also
excel? Try compliments. And show them how their work impacts the
entire organization. They need to know that what they are doing is
worth something on a grander scale. Acceptance of their
unconventional organization and planning will be necessary. Just
because their sales report isn't in the typical format doesn't mean
it is any less effective. Keep their environment bright and
upbeat; and an after-work cocktail wouldn't hurt.

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