Nice one....

pppl..njoy n think twice b4 making a wish...!!!!


> A Man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly a sky
> clouded above his head, and in booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
> have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
>
> The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I
> want."
>
> The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
> the
> bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it,
> but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldy things........
> Take
> a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor
> and glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
> that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel , what
> they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry,
> what they mean when they say 'nothing' and how I can make a woman truly
> happy?" The Lord replied " You want two lanes or four lanes on that
> bridge???!!!"