1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You arepouring thedrink on your feet).Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.Cause: You're lying on the floor.Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to thefloor.
3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.Cause: You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
4. Symptom: The floor is moving.Cause: You're being dragged away.Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause: You have your glass on your ear.Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone isdressed in white andthe music is very repetitive.Cause: You're in an ambulance. Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
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