management lessons

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons: 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
Green & Safe regards,

Aur Batao Syndrome

Guess we all r suffering frm it.. Conversation between 2 software engg Friends: Sw1---hello SW2---hi Sw1---hey h r u??? SW2---m fine!!! Wht abt u??? SW1---m fine too SW2---cool SW1---so howz life??? SW2--gud SW1--hmmmm SW1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) SW2--hmmm everything as usual SW2--so wht else??? SW1--nothing much SW2--ok SW2--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) And it goes on like this until they give up Are u also having such conversation with ur frnds, then I guess u r also suffering from aur batao syndrome It means ur life is all screwed up following the usual monotonous routine. Probably u need a change in ur life something which is exciting,something which is adventurous, something which really makes u feel gud Correct???? yeh sab to thik hai AUR BATAO :-)

TWO FRIENDS

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, andOne friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the nearDrowning, he wrote on a stone: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE. The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, Why?" The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engraveIt in stone where no wind can ever erase it." LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget. It's a short message to let them Know that you'll never forget them. Do not value the THINGS you have in your life. But value WHO you have in your life!

Arz kiya hai

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoonUske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..
wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)
Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor, Yeh dil maange more..Yeh dil maange more..(wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyan )
Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron.. Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar doob gaye yaaron..(wah,wah,wah, wah....... )
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aayaTumko dekha to yeh khayaal aayaKe kal raat maine itna kyon khaya?(wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)Woh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us paar the..
Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch who aage badhi
Hum kuch aur age badhe, who bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Ab hum sadak ke us paar the, who sadak ke is paar thi
Aapne mere man se khela,aapne mere tan se khela,aapne mere dhan se khelaaapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela...well played! well played! well played!! Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai,Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai.Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye, Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,Melody khao khud jaan jao........
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi.Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?Main hu yahan, tu hai wahanMain hu yahan, tu hai wahanLifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan*** before marrigetakdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,tajmahal banana chahata hoon,lekin mumtaz nahi milti.*** after marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,tajmahal banana chahata hoon,lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita; Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita.Tum aa gaye ho,noor aa gaya hai;chalo teeno movie chalen.Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke,'Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche'Aur khuda tumse puche, 'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise'Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim,bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi. Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,badi joshh ke sath;Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,badi shhor ke sath;Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath,Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

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pppl..njoy n think twice b4 making a wish...!!!!


> A Man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly a sky
> clouded above his head, and in booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
> have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
>
> The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I
> want."
>
> The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
> the
> bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it,
> but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldy things........
> Take
> a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor
> and glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
> that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel , what
> they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry,
> what they mean when they say 'nothing' and how I can make a woman truly
> happy?" The Lord replied " You want two lanes or four lanes on that
> bridge???!!!"

WHY INDIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS

Light Humour...

WHY INDIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS 1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. 2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us. 3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there. 5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 6. We would ALL want to fly the plane. 7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it. AND 9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield. -------------------- moderator's note: you missed number 10... 10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.

The Anti-PC

The name Surface comes from "surface computing," and Microsoft envisions the coffee-table machine as the first of many such devices. Surface computing uses a blend of wireless protocols, special machine-readable tags and shape recognition to seamlessly merge the real and the virtual world — an idea the Milan team refers to as "blended reality." The table can be built with a variety of wireless transceivers, including Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and (eventually) radio frequency identification (RFID) and is designed to sync instantly with any device that touches its surface. One of the key components of surface computing is a "multitouch" screen. It is an idea that has been floating around the research community since the 1980s and is swiftly becoming a hip new product interface — Apple's new iPhone has multitouch scrolling and picture manipulation. Multitouch devices accept input from multiple fingers and multiple users simultaneously, allowing for complex gestures, including grabbing, stretching, swiveling and sliding virtual objects across the table. And the Surface has the added advantage of a horizontal screen, so several people can gather around and use it together. Its interface is the exact opposite of the personal computer: cooperative, hands-on, and designed for public spaces. If it seems as though the Surface machine sprang up out of nowhere, that's only because Microsoft has been unusually secretive about it. Early designs of the table were displayed around the room as evidence of the product's long development cycle; rejected shapes included "squashed white egg" and "podium." Steven Bathiche, research manager for the project, has been involved since the beginning (in 2001) when he and fellow researcher Andy Wilson first dreamed up the idea of a tabletop computer. Bathiche spoke about the Milan project's evolution with the evident excitement of a man who's had to keep the most important thing he's ever done a secret for six years. "We've gone through several generations of this machine," he said. "The first was a proof-of-concept called T1, and we just hacked it into an IKEA table." And there it was, partially disassembled, behind me. It looked as if they had attacked the prefab particleboard furniture from the Swedish superstore with a Sawzall, then stuffed in off-the-shelf computer parts, cameras, projectors and mirrors until it all worked. The idea went straight to the top: Once Bill Gates okayed it, surface computing moved from a heady research project to the nuts-and-bolts planning of product development.