Top most Firing IT companies in India

1) Polaris --- Most dangerous place to work. Employees will not loose their jobs but they
loose their personal life. Employee has to be slave in the company only. They have to forget
their family. No Saturday and Sunday. It will be difficult to get the leaves. Appraisal is
linked with the request for leaves. Employee harassment is more. One has to be careful while
taking tea or coffee in the office because cockroaches will be there. Lot of sleep-less
nights need tobe spend in the office. Attrition rate is very high.
2) IBM --- Right now this is the most firing and dangerous company for IT professionals. From
the last 6 months, this company fired nearly 20% of their employees because of BG check and
performance issues. This is most unsecured company from IT professionals point of view. They
didn't have any strategic plans at HR policies regarding employee security.
3) Accenture --- This is second top most firing company. This company was also have good
firing rate like 15%. This is basically depends upon outsourcing, so there is no job security
for an employee in this company.
4) Intel --- Recently they started firing of the employees.
5) CTS --- Always having firing policies (checking the Educational background and previous
employment and also employee performance in work)
6) CSE --- Basically not a firing, but be careful about Back ground.
7) Satyam --- Basing upon their projects requirement they used to fire the people. Currently
they stopped firing. Attrition rate is very high.
8) Patni ---- They fired so many employees, currently they are in very much deficiency with
the employees. Attrition rate is very high in this company.
So take care before accepting offers from these companies.
Secured IT companies in India
1) Microsoft --- Has project till 2050.
2) EDS --- Most secured company in India. Not laid off any of its employees even during 2001.
Have lots of projects in Defense and financial areas
3) HP --- Dream Company. In-house and outside projects
4) TCS --- A govt. IT Company. Secured.
5) WIPRO --- Doing good as ever. Lots of project. Recently acquired GM project.So doing
better.
6) HCL -- A good company to be in. Also called as a retirement company.

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without
Turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of
White paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same
Airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can
For a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women
Who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

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SMS Messages Collection

If u care 4 me, I Care 4 u. U miss me, I miss U, U like me, I like U,
U msg me, I msg U, U forget me, I m sorry this wher IM different from
u? I KILL U!!



DinMeinChain Nahi, Rat Mein Neend Nahi, Jee Na Lage Kahin, Bhukh,
PyaslageNahi, He Bhagwan kya ye Pyar hai? Bhagwan: Nahi Beti Tu CHIKEN
GUNIA ki Shikar Hai!!!!

Dardjitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko lag jaye vo bat na
kehna,Milte hai hum jaise log bahut kam,IsliyeKABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.



Ourfriendship means a lot 2 me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump
outof the window... I look down & then... i laugh again

Tumsebichda to mat puch kidhar jauga, chupchap teri gali se guzar
jauga,jabtujko hogi mere haale paresha ki khabar to ask bankar tere
gaaloselipat jauga.


its like reaching 4 a star, u know u cant reach it, but u keep trying,
coz...may be 1 day that star just might fall 4 u! gud morning.


Us-seMulakathHuwi, Ankho se baath huwi, Dil se dil ki pehchan huwi,
Waktaya jaandeneki tho hum tayyar thee, par wo befawa hamari jaan
lekekisi aur kesaath bhag chali...


whozindagihi kyajis main mohabat nahi who mohbat hi kya jis main
yadeinnahi whoyadein he kya jis maintum nahi who tum he kya jis main
hum nahi

jabjabunko tanhayi ne sataya hoga........ . tab tab mera
khayalaayahoga. ...... gam yeh nahin ke woh bhool gaye hame........ ..
gam yehhairoh roh ke bhoolaaya hoga.


Open ur door when u r alone,Open ur heart when u feel sad... But dont
open ur hand when u need a friend,Bcoz I m already holding ur hand
forever...

Tereinboxmein mere sms ko panah mil jae......... ,Tere inbox mein mere
smskopanah mil jae.......,jo reply na dega oska phone fanaa
hojae....... ..


geelekagazki tarah hain zindagi apni, koi jalata bhi nahin koi bahata
bhinahin,is qadar hain akale rahaon mein dil ki, koi bulata bhi nahi
koibatlatabhi nahin

mausamki nazakat hai, hasraton ne pukara hai, kaise kahen ki itna yaad
karrahe hai apkko, yeh sms usi yaad ka ishara hai.


khamoshikamatlab inkar nahi hota,nakamiyabi ka matlab har nahi hota
,kya huaagarhum uhne paa na sake ,sirf paa lene ka matlab pyar nahi
hota!

Dhokhanadena tujh pe aitbaar bahoot hai, ye dil teri chahat ka
talbgaarbahoothai, teri suoorat na dekhe to dikhai kuchh nahi deta,
hum kyakare kitujh sai hume pyaar bahoot hai.


Terizudaika hur ek lamha meri zindgi ki dua kar rha hai, ye hota nhi
haizudamere dil sai, tera dard mujh sai wafa kar rha hai.

Iszamanese bahut alag ho aap,Woh khuskismat hai jiske paas ho
aap....Hamareliye woh waqt hi haseen hai,Jab hume yaad kar dil se
muskuralete hoaap...


Nabegunahhum rahe na bewafa wo rahe, baaho mein wo they phir bhi
faslerahe, merichahat mera muqadar banjaye kaash, jaha dekhu unki
surat keqafle rahe

kashtumay maloom hota kasi guzar rahi ha meray dil par.. phatar bhi
roopaday te mera dard-e-wafa sun kar tum to insaam ho


khushbukitarah sanso main bikhar jayenge, sukun bankar dil mein
utarjayenge. mehsus karne ki koshis to kijie dur hote hue bhi pas
nazarayenge.

Zubanpetera naam rehta hai,Dil tera pyar chahta hai... Aur kuch
nahimaangtehum Khuda se,Hum to bas har pal tera saath chahte hain...


gar fanus ki jid hai bijliya girani ki, to apni bhi jid hai ashiya
yahi banani ki.

Nikaltehaiaansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,Toot jata hai dil jab baat
nahihoti...Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad na aaye,Aisi koi raat
nahihoti....


Lenakisidin hamari khabar,Kaise raat kategi tere bagair... Chalte hue
raahperakhna nazar,Kahi tere pairon ke niche na ho meri kabar...

Koigila,koi shikwa na rahe aapse, yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe
aapse,bas isbaat ki badi umeed hai aapse, khafa na hona agar hum
khafarehein aapse


humsepuchekoi tanha gujarna kesa lagtahe, bin tere ye zindegi kesa
lagta he,sadiya simatke jese lamohome agayi ho sanso ke bina dil ka
dhadaknajesahotahe.

Tere husn ki tareef karne wale lakhon hai sahi, Hamare alfaaz bhi kuch
gairon se kam nahi.......


Aeitem!kaisa hai re ? tera bahut memory aa rela hai . ita tem ho gela
hetereko deka bhi nai. Aka life mein tere jaisa ek hi mamu mila
apunko.mistoh karenga na! kesa hai tu ?

Aaj hai Sabhi Masroof, Farak Sirf Itna Hai, Koi Ghar Banane Mein, To
Koi Ghar Jalane Mein.


Tumne Sab Luta diye Ashq Meri Palko Ke, Ik Zamaana Lagta Hai, Aainey
Sajaane Mein

Waqtguzartaraha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par
ankhomein namisithi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jane kyun
kisiki kami sithi....


maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke, tumne mere dil ko kha geya kya
badam samajh ke.

Iliketo compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful
colour,perfecttaste , really perfect and when the glass is empty i
just takethe nextone!


Jochehroonpa aapne naqab rakhtey hain, unke zulam bhi bay hassab
hoteyhain. Yunmachak machak ker chalte hain, jaise nawab hote hain...

Zubanpetera naam rehta hai,Dil tera pyar chahta hai... Aur kuch
nahimaangtehum Khuda se,Hum to bas har pal tera saath chahte hain...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )


Wife-i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2
die?husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
(From:Adeel Asad - gujrat)

haramrikhamoshise ho kar khafa sab kehte hain hum magroor rehte ain
shayadaisi duniyadekhi hai humne bheed main bhi logon se door rehte
hain


Whatisdifference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu
bandhhojati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!

Waqtkahta hai phir na aaonga, teri aankho ko ab na rulaoonga, jeena
hai tois pal ko jee le, shayad kal tak main na ruk paoonga


Narampalkok saye me chhupa lu tumko, jii karta hai is jahan se chura
lutumko, haikhaffa ki rah na jaye tanha sanse, bachi sanse ki
khushboome basa lutumko.

Arekitna hai jaalim jamana hare ek raaj ko chupana padta hai., dil me
hogum magar bhari mehafil me muskurana padta hai.,


Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring,
and suffering

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.


2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.


3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition
and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the
supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.


6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of
brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease
concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.


8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain
as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause
brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain


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The main causes of liver damage are:


1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.

7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying,
which includes even the best cooking oils like Olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you
are tired, except if the body is very fit.

8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten
raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily
lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very
important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to
"schedule."

Because:

Evening at 9 - 11pm: is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals (detoxification)
from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or
listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as
washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative
impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1am: is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done
in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 1 - 3am: detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep
state.

Early morning 3 - 5am: detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a
severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had
reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere
with toxin removal process.

Morning 5 - 7am: detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9am: absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having
breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30am, for those who are sick.
Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always
skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late
until 9 - 10am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary
chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces
blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.


TAKE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.................

HIV ....FROM RANBAXY

Its good to be well informed about HIV. There was a story on junk some days back where it is said that a boy got infected by HIV
virus by eating pani-puri. And there have also been rumours where people are affected by the
HIV virus when they got pricked by an HIV infected needle in theaters...Lets evaluate the
rubbish.
So read along!
From RANBAXY...I have seen this below mentioned mail floating across group email & I feel its my moral
responsibility to correct all misconceptions regarding HIV / AIDS. I can do this because I am
educated enough to comment on this and for those who don't know my profession ... I am
serving as Brand Manager (Product Manager) handling anti HIV/AIDS portfolio (called as
Antiretroviral Drugs) in Ranbaxy.
Please read following points carefully & don't send such emails related to medical ailments
without having complete knowledge about it (even partial knowledge could be grossly
dangerous).
HIV (virus) requires *ONLY* *Blood or Semen* as medium to transmit from one body to another
HIV *can not* transmit even through *Saliva* (mucous) i.e. even if HIV-infected patient
coughs and another person is exposed to his sputum (cough), the virus still can not transmit
because concentration of virus particles in sputum is almost NIL & exposure to air anyway
kills virus in fraction of seconds
In case HIV-infected person got an injury (like the cut in below mentioned story) and he is
bleeding, the virus can transmit to another person only if another person has a cut/wound in
his body & that too when *blood from both person comes in contact with each other* (this is
also very very rare unless bleeding is very high) and not otherwise
HIV can *never survive in any other liquid* medium also other than blood or semen (& please
for God sake ... never in Pani Puri wala's pani)
Even if one drinks an HIV infected blood (or semen) of someone (ingest through Gastro
Intestinal track), the virus *can not survive in the acidic pH of stomach*. Highest extent of
acidity is 0 (practically not possible) so imagine 1 as pH which is in our stomach. (This pH
can bun your own finger in less than a second if you dip in that acid).
Exposure of less than 1 second in AIR KILLS the HIV virus* (story of needle pricks in Cinema
theatres goes down the drain) . Even if blood from a wound (of infected person) dries up
(*blood clot*), *the virus dies* and can not infect anyone else
HIV transmission is *ONLY* an *INFECTION* i.e. entrance of virus in one's body. It *DOES NOT
MEAN AIDS*.
An HIV-infected person (after entrance of virus) can progress to condition of AIDS only after
*8 to 10 YEARS *(not in 15 days as in the mentioned story)
It is *not HIV (virus) that kills a human* ..... the virus attacks immune cells (cells that
fight against foreign pathogens/antigens) and hence a person's ability to fight against
infections & diseases slowly diminishes and person ultimately dies of a disease which could
be as simple as TB
Most importantly, HIV is no longer dreadful disease ... it is "* CHRONIC MANAGEABLE DISEASE*"
just like Diabetes or Hypertension. If there is anything you need to be careful from to
prevent HIV is *UnsafeSex*, *Blood transfusion* (check before taking) / Blood donation (use
sterilized needles only) and any *blood contact during an accident *or so where amount of
bleeding is very high SUCH INFORMATION IS STRICTLY FOR THE USE OF HUMANITY...SO GO ON...DO THE GOOD WORK...PASS IT ON TO OTHERS...

MIND GAME

Try this MIND GAME
This is strange...can you figure it out?
Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?
Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
* There's no trick or surprise.
* Just follow these instructions, and answer thequestions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until, you've done each of them ... Really. * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, youmight miss something.)


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Watering ur skin

drinking 8 glass of water daily is healthy for ur compliexion ,but can be appling water directly to the skin have the same effect? now adays hydrating powders of water with moisturizer to create a product that rejuvenates ur skin .The natural aging process and environment elements contribute to the depletion of water in our skin cells , A moisturizer with water in it adds moisture to skin for hydration which allows you to avoid fine wrinkles and the disconfort that can occur when skin become dry and inflamed.

EASY ways to gaurd against DEMENTIA

Its lifestyle which could affect risk against diseases such as ALZHEIMER's

Drink Alcohol, mean 1-2 drinks will reduce 40%lower.

Eat Apples , apples are rich source of Quercetin , an anti oxidant which reduce damage done by free radicals to brain cells.

Eat Broccoli, which makes more folate in their blood

Eat oily fish ,feeding them DHA,an omega -3 fatty acid found in mackerel, halibut,salmon and sardines will reduce 70% of blood plaque that are main couse of diseases

Eat less , obese people are at greater risk

Take Exercise , just 3 kilometer walk reduce the risk of dementia to 50 % as compare to people walk just 1\2 kilometer

Look after ur Ticker , high LDL cholesterol, high blood pressure , diabetes and smoking all these known as risk factor of heart disease

Get Religion, spiritual or religious belief and practice had slower progression of cognitive decline

RE-engineering your body

RE-engineering your body
Inside & out , we expect perfection.Now ,techonology is providing the tools

REPAIR OR REPLACE


1... REBUILDING THE HEART

Its Stem-cell therapy , Stem cell from a patient's bone marrow are harvested & injected into heart muscle , stimulating surviving but non-contracting muscle.

2... ENGINEERING EYES

Artificial retina , A tiny spectacles camera relays images to a computer that digitizes & transmits them to retinal implant . the implant stimulates retinal cells to send the images along the optic nerve to brain .

3... SKIN , KNEES AND ORGAN

New knee cartilage, Damaged carttilage is removed and a flap made from shinbone tissue covers the area , healthy cartilage cells , multiplied in lab, are injected.

4... ARTIFICIAL KIDINEY

Hybrid devices, engineered bladder , a complete bladder can be created by harvesting bladder tissue cell from a patient sample and shaping them in to a bioegrable mould.

5... HIGH TECH LIMBS

Mechinical prosthetics are improving by leap s and bounds,too, thanks to technological advances and US Department of defence, they provide high tech sensor hand and also extreame knee's shock absorbing ability .

6... IMPLANTS

Helping Movement , a remote-controlled injectable muscle implant implies movement in paralyzed muscles by electrical stimulation.

7... NEURAL PROSTHETICES

Deep brain stimulation , electrodes implanted in brai and connected to an electrical stimulator in the cheast help the tremors associated with parkinson's

BREAKFAST IS IMPORTANT FOR OUR HEART

"Importance of having Breakfast"

Breakfast can help prevent strokes, heart attack and sudden death. Advice on not to skip breakfast!

Healthy livingFor those who always skip breakfast, you should stop that habit now! You've heard many times that "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." Now, recent research confirms that one of the worst practices you can develop may be avoiding breakfast.
Why?

Because the frequency of heart attack, sudden death, and stroke peaks between 6: 00a.m. and noon, with the highest incidence beingbetween 8: 00a.m. and 10:00a.m.What mechanism within the body could account for this significant jump in sudden death in the earlymorning hours?

We may have an Answer.

Platelet, tiny elements in the blood that keep us from bleeding to Death if we get a cut, can clump together inside our arteries due tocholesterol or laque buildup in the artery lining. It is in the morning hours that platelets become the most activated and tend to form these internal blood clots at the greatest frequency.

However, eating even a very light breakfast prevents the morning platelet activation that is associated with heart attacks and strokes. Studies performed at Memorial University in St.Johns, Newfoundland found that eating a light, very low-fat breakfast was critical in modifying the morning platelet activation. Subjects in the study consumed either low-fat or fat-free yogurt, orange juice, fruit, and a source of protein coming from yogurt or fat-free milk. So if you skip breakfast, it's important that you change this practice immediately in light of this research. Develop a simple plan to eat cereal, such as oatmeal or Bran Flakes, along with six ounces of grape juice or orange juice, and perhaps a piece of fruit. This simple plan will keep your platelets from sticking together, keep blood clots from forming, and perhaps head off a potential Heart Attack or stroke. So never ever skip breakfast

NEWTON LAWS

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD

Universal Law O f Love: " Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

F irst Law Of L ove: " A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

Second L aw Of Love: " The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. "

Third Law O f Love: " The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

DIL KA HAAL

Tumko hum dil mein basa lenge tum aao to sahi,Saari duniya se chhupa lenge tum aao to sahi,

Ek waada karo ab humse na bhichhadoge kabhi,Naaz hum saare uTha lenge tum aao to sahi,

Yun to jis simt nazar uThati hai taarikhi hai,Pyaar ke deep jalaa lenge tum aao to sahi,

IKhtalaafaat bhi miT jaayenge rafta rafta,Jis tarah hoga nibha lenge tum aao to sahi,

Dil ki viraani se ghabra ke na muh ko modo,Bazm ye phir se saja lenge tum aao to sahi,

Raah taarikh hai aur door hai manzil lekin,Dard ki shamaye jalaa lenge tum aao to sahi...!!!

SOME THINGREAL MEANS

Love should be a tree whose roots are deep in the earth, but whose branches extend into heaven.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own joy.

The greatest water power know to humanity is woman’s tears. Give God thy broken heart, He whole will make it

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope.

Happiness is a perfume you cannot put on others without getting a few drops on yourself.

Success in marriage is more than finding the right person: it is a matter of being the right person.

The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream.

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time like dew on the tip of a leaf.

O, my luve is like a red, red rose That’s newly sprung in June. O, my luve is like the melodie That’s sweetly play’d in tune.

Love is, of all passions, the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the sense.

Love seeketh not itself not please, Nor for itself hath any care, But for another gives its ease, And builds a heaven in hell’s despair.

Love should be a tree whose roots are deep in the earth, but whose branches extend into heaven.
You know you’re in love when the only cloud in your life is the one you’re walking on.
The light of love shines over all, Of love, that says not mine or thine, But ours, for ours is thine and mine. . The only present love demands is love.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
There is no remedy for love but to love more. Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own joy.
O, my luve is like a red, red rose That’s newly sprung in June. O, my luve is like the melodie That’s sweetly play’d in tune.
All thoughts, all passions, all delights, Whatever strirs this mortal frame, Are but the ministers of Love, And feed his sacred flame.
Across the gateway of my heart I wrote `No thoroughfare’, But love came laughing, and cried I enter everywhere’. Man begins by nothing love and ends by loving a woman. Woman begins by loving a man and ending by loving love.
Love comes unseen- we only see it go.
Ten men banded together in love, can do what ten thousand separately would fail in.
Pains of love are sweeter far # Than all other pleasures are. Many are made miserable by love, none are made happy without it.

TO a KEEEPER

TO A KEEPER! One day someone special will be gone.
And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more.
No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute."
Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . .. And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick.
This is true for marriage .... and friendships ..
And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them!
Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what.
Life is important, and so are the people we know . And so, we keep them close! I received this from someone today who thought I was a 'KEEPER'!
Then I sent It to the people I Think of in the same way!
Now it's your turn to send this to all those people who Are "keepers" in your life!

Thank you very much For being a special part of MY Life! YOU ARE A KEEPER

ANY blood group can be converted to doner group

any blood group can be changed to universal doner O-group. its first time possible way to do so, this method is is very usefull in case of Emergency , the basic thing which is used is enzimes which convert any group of blood to O-group . this is discoverd in india .now further reserch and testing is going & its going to prove this method usefull for humans

U ARE indian if...............................

your mother has a short-haired, curly perm.
your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor.
your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15.
you ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
you have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
everyone thinks you're "Indian" no matter what part of South Asia your ancestors were from.
you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
you've had to sit through videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest or library.
your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
you drive mostly Japanese cars.
you've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
you know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens
you've never gotten little red envelopes around February.
piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors.
you're father and grandfathers have hair on their ears
idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages
your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher.
at least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In India (or other native country), we studied even more."
your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
an Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both
your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
everyone thinks you're good at math.
you like $1.75 movies
you like $1.50 movies even more.
your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing From Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green.
your parents insist you marry within your race.
you either really, really want to go to NYU or really, really want to stay away from it
your parents have never kissed you
you learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents
"You want a stereo!" When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
you have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
you have 12+ aunts and uncles from both your mother's and your father's side
at expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."
the vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses.
you will most likely be taller than your parents.
your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin or both.
you get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't
when going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.
your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
your family owns a tennis racquet.
your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e. Michael Chang)
the furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.
you have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
you own a rice cooker or two
you buy corn oil by the gallon.
your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going
your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."

HR means high risk

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment and no commendation. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager: How many days are there in a year? Man: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: How many hours make up a day? Man: 24 Hours. Manager: How long do u work in a day? Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day. Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours? Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third). Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days? Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days) Manager: Do u come to work on weekends? Man: No sir. Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends? Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do u now have? Man: 18 days. Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining? Man: 4 days. Manager: Do u work on Republic Day? Man: No sir! Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day? Man: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Man: 2 days Sir! Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day? Man: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Man: 1 day sir! Manager: Do u work on Christmas Day? Man: No Sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Man: None Sir! Manager: So what r u claiming? Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company money all these days. Moral-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR means HIGH RISK.


Now, do your work!!!

REAL story

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month inChennai.Her name was Priya. She was hit by a lorry. She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend namedShankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. Youcan never see her without her handphone.In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knows abouttheir relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just imaginetheir love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I passaway please bury me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to herparents.After her death, people cant carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carrythe body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a person whoknow to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person , who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking tohimself slowly.After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". then herfriends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and SIM card inside thecasket. after that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and theycarried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2
weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Donttell Priya that I'm coming home today, i wanna surprise her." Her motherreplied....."You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important." after he came, they told him the truth about Priya.Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her Please stop this nonsense". then they show him the original death certificate to him.They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this..." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master worked for weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Donttell Priya that I'm coming home today, i wanna surprise her." Her motherreplied....."You come home first, I wanna tell you something veryimportant." after he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for herPlease stop this nonsense". then they show him the original death certificate to him.They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me.Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this..." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard hisconversation.Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya& there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who canspeak with the soul of deal perosns) help again.He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them...-------------scroll down--------------------





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