Another Moon?... PossibleAnother Sun?... PossibleAnother Sky?... PossibleAnother person Like U?... Impossible'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice.
• Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
• A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?Push......Paa.
• Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
• Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
• Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVAPhir likha: SHUBH LABHPhir likhne lage: U R WELCOMEAur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
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