JOKES to laugh

Another Moon?... PossibleAnother Sun?... PossibleAnother Sky?... PossibleAnother person Like U?... Impossible'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice.
• Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
• A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?Push......Paa.
• Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
• Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
• Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVAPhir likha: SHUBH LABHPhir likhne lage: U R WELCOMEAur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

A great note for all to read ... it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days and weeks passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you." As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days and weeks passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

whats LOVE

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheatfield and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn backto pick."The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even biggerone waiting for him.Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts torealise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teachertold him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, butwhen later you realise, you have already missed the person

Strange case of rape

Mumbai police are facing a Mumbai police are facing a strange case of rape in which the victim hasnot even seen the criminal. There is a new way to rape women. Thevictim left the office after work and saw a little child crying on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she went and asked what happened. The childsaid, "I am lost Can you take me home please?" Then the child gave hera slip and told the girl where the address is. The girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and took the child there. Andthere when she arrived to the "child's home", she pressed the door bell,she received a shock as the bell was wired with high voltage, the girl fainted.The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house upin the hills, with nothing on. She didn't even get to see the face ofthe attacker...Nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people. Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the intended place. If the childinsists, then bring the child to the police station.Lost children are best sent to police stations. in which the victim hasnot even seen the criminal. There is a new way to rape women. Thevictim left the office after work and saw a little child crying on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she went and asked what happened. The childsaid, "I am lost Can you take me home please?" Then the child gave hera slip and told the girl where the address is. The girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and took the child there. Andthere when she arrived to the "child's home", she pressed the door bell,she received a shock as the bell was wired with high voltage, the girl fainted.The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house upin the hills, with nothing on. She didn't even get to see the face ofthe attacker...Nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people. Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the intended place. If the childinsists, then bring the child to the police station.Lost children are best sent to police stations.

GURDAS MANN "NAME SUGGEST ALL"

The most demanded Punjabi singer in the world,Gurdas Maan,a pioneer of Punjab, has dominated Asian music on an international level for over two decades,creating a reputation that remains untouched to this very day.A singer,song-writer and actor,Gurdas Maan has over 200 songs and 25 films to his name.He captures the essence of the people behind the music in his delightful phrasing,gentle lilt and unquestionable passion.Gurdas Maan is lucid energy..clear,pure tone is matched only by the soul he breathes into his music.He is also an accomplished actor with award winning film like"Shaheed-e- Mohabbat" to his credit.Biographical details:Born: 4 January 1957. Origin: Giddharbaha, Punjab (India) Genre(s) PunjabiPerson who brought Punjabi music on National and Internaltional stage.Occupation(s): Singer, lyricist,writerActor, Musician Years active 1980 - Present

SOME THING ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND

She is Cute****She is Naughty****She is Sweet****She is Cool****She is Awesome****She is Intelligent****She is Amazing****She is Smart****She is Sharp****She is Caring****She is Sporty****She is respectfull****She is Gorgeous****She is Alluring****She is Attractive****She is Appealing****She is Good-Looking****She is Charming****She is Glamorous****She is Beautiful****She is Eye-Catching****She is Striking****She is Fascinating****She is Full of life****She is Dazzling****She is Shining****She is Energetic****She is Head turner****She is Humorous****She is Funny****She is Stunning****She is Lovely****She is Superb****She is Fabolous****She is Excellent****She is Fantastic****

SOME THING TO FEEL

" I am a human and everything that affects humanity concerns me "Garmi hasratein nakaam se jal jatein hainHum to charaghon ki tarha shaam se jal jatein hain....Shama jis aag mein jalti hai numaish ke liyeHum us aag mein gumnaam se jal jaate hain....Jab bhi ata hai tera naam mere naam ke saathJaane kyoon log mere naam se jal jaate hain!!!!!!

PROUD TO BE SIKH

Some people spend their entire lives trying to be perfect, others are born PUNJABI.Maj. General M. Khan of Pakistan wrote in his book 'Crisis of Leadership' about the bravery of the Sikh soldiers during the Indo-Pak war.Here are some excerpts from the book:"the main reason of our defeat was Sikhs fighting facing us. We were helpless to do anything in front of them. Sikhs are very brave and they have a great craving for martyrdom. They fight so fiercely that they are capable of defeating an army many times bigger than theirs.""....On 3rd December 1971, we fiercely and vigorously attacked the Indian army with our infantry brigade near Hussainiwala border. This brigade included Pakistan army’s fighter Punjabi regiment together with the Baloch regiment. Within minutes we pushed the Indian army quite far back. Their defence posts fell under our control. The Indian army was retreating back very fast and the Pakistani army was going forward with a great speed. Our army reached near the Kausre-Hind post. There was a small segment of the Indian army appointed to defend that post and their soldiers belonged to the Sikh Regiment. A few number of the Sikh Regiment stopped our way forward like an iron wall. They loudly greeted us with the ovation of ‘Bole-so-Nihal’ and attacked us like blood thirsty hungry lions and hawks. All these soldiers were Sikhs. There was even a dreadful hand-to-hand battle. The sky filled with roars of ‘Yaa Ali’ and ‘Sat-Siri-Akal’. Even in this hand-to-hand fighting the Sikhs fought so bravely that all our desires, aspirations and dreams were shattered."".....In this war Lt. Col Gulab Hussain of Baloch Regiment got killed. With him Major Mohammed Zaeef and Captain Arif Alim also died. It was difficult to count the number of soldiers who got killed. We were astonished to see the courage of those handful of Sikh soldiers. When we seized the possession of the three-storey defence post of concrete, the Sikh soldiers went onto the roof and kept on persistently opposing us. The whole night they kept on showering fires on us and continued shouting the loud ovation of ‘Sat-Siri-Akal’. These Sikh soldiers kept on the encounter till the next day. Next day the Pakistani tanks surrounded this post and bombed it with guns. Those handful of Sikhs got martyred in this encounter while resisting us, but other Sikh soldiers then destroyed our tanks with the help of their artillery. Fighting with great bravery they kept on marching forward and thus our army lost its foothold.""Alas, a handful of Sikhs converted our great victory into a big defeat and shattered our confidence and courage. .""The same thing happened with us in Dhaka(Bangladesh). In the battle of Jaissur, the Singhs opposed the Pakistani army so fiercely that our backbone and our foothold was lost. This became the main and important reason of our defeat and the Sikhs' fancy for martyrdom and mockery with death for the sake of safety and honour of the country, became the sole cause of their victory."The bravery and spirit of sacrifice of Sikhs were respected and honoured by one and all.Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fatehbaagi naam sada , baagi jaat saadi , sada baagiyan de naal vihar loko.guru dashmesh baagi, nalua veer baagi, sada baagi hai panth parivaar loko.bhagat singh baagi, udham singh baaghi, sada baagi si sarabha sardar loko.asi rahiye sada baagi khalsa ji, hun baagiyan ton kambu sarkar loko.tere khalse di kisne rees karni,kalgi valeya kul jahaan ander.de ke aabe-hayaat tu murdeyan nu,jaan pa ditti har ik jaan ander.laran maran da aisa athaah jazba,bhar ditta har budhe jawaan ander.lor pein te seesh tak vaar dende,farak pave na sikhi di shaan ander.

NASA tells more about SUN,S magnatic feilds

NASA released Wednesday never-before-seen images from an international spacecraft showing that the sun's magnetic field is much more turbulent and dynamic than previously thought. Hinode, from the Japanese word for sunrise, was launched in September 2006 to study the sun's magnetic field and how its explosive energy propagates through the different layers of the solar atmosphere. The spacecraft's uninterrupted high-resolution observations of the sun will have an impact on solar physics comparable to the Hubble Space Telescope's impact on astronomy.

VISTA requires more RAM rather than proccesor

vista is huge thats why it requires near 512 mb minimum ram and 1.8 ghz proccesor ,its not compatable with most of software we are using these days , so we have to wait some time to establish vista , its cool looking and more user friendly , it works more smoothly as compare to older versions like xp its more stable and lesser virus risks , there are much more feature in vista as compare to xp or 98

NEW DRESS FOR ASTRONAUTS

Nasa design new dress or duds for astonauts, its hopefully lesser weight and is advanced its appros half weight as older ones .its made from composite matrials rather than aluminium

it cntains more tools and equipments ,this will reduse the weight of shuttle as well, which means its going cheap little bit for space travel ,its prototype will be availaible near 2010 and will be common used near 2014 , these suits help us to explore more and more

INQULAB ZINDABAD

23rd March 193176 years ago, 3 men, Shaheed Bhagat Singh, Rajguru and Sukhdev sacrificed their lives in fight for independence of our nation. Let us remember and honor their contribution & sacrifice. They were the real pioneers and steered our nation towards independence. Let us Salute these brave men.Shaheedon ke chitaon pe lagen ge has baras mele, watan pe mitne walon ka yahi baki nishan hogaInqulab Zindabad"The aim of life is no more to control the mind, but to develop it harmoniously; not to achieve salvation here after, but to make the best use of it here below; and not to realise truth, beauty and good only in contemplation, but also in the actual experience of daily life; social progress depends not upon the ennoblement of the few but on the enrichment of democracy; universal brotherhood can be achieved only when there is an equality of opportunity - of opportunity in the social, political and individual life." — from Bhagat Singh's prison diary, p. 124

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THINK BEFORE SEXUAL CONTACTS,STAY SAFE

we can stay protected or safe from STDs(sexually transmitted disease like HIV)withoutlossing the plessures of life,but we have to remanber some thing while sexual contact with others, its genarl things,its safewhile simultaneous parallel self-pleasuring,fronttage(body to bodyrubbing),social kissing,phone or computer sex,voyeurism,hot tubbing,hugging,massaging but sharing sex toys ,rimming,oral sex(not ejaculating),urine in mouth,mutual erotic massage with hands,fingring or fisting,vaginal or anal intercourse with protection is slight riskybut oral sex (with ejaculating in mouth),vaginal intercourse withoutprotection,anal intercourse without condom ,sharing needles withoutsterilization,blood-to-blood, semen-to-blood contact is totally un safe

SANDISKs new 32GB 2.5inch ssd

SanDisk introduces a 32GB 2.5 inch SSD. SanDisk already introduced a 1.8 inch 32GB SSD back in January. The 2.5 inch Serial ATA (SATA) interface SSD is compatible with most mainstream notebook designs. In regards to performance gains compared to conventional hard-drives SanDisk provides this data: Notebooks equipped with a 2.5-inch SanDisk SSD can boot Microsoft Windows Vista Enterprise in as little as 30 seconds and access files at an average speed of 0.11 milliseconds. A notebook using a hard disk requires an average 48 seconds to boot and an average 17 milliseconds to access files.

Microsoft online for XBOX 360 users

Microsoft has announced today that they intent to open their Live online service up to PC users in May. This is the same exact service that has 6 million Xbox 360 users signed up. The exact launch date for the service is May 8.
That launch date is also the same day Halo 2 launches for PCs running Vista. Microsoft doesn’t say that PC gamers and Xbox 360 gamers will be able to play each other over Live with Halo 2

MDI Compressed Air Motar work,its cheap to drive

After fourteen years of reserch and development, Guy Negre has developed an engine that could become one of the biggest technological advances of this century. Its application to CAT vehicles gives them significant economical and environmental advantages. With the incorporation of bi-energy (compressed air + fuel) the CAT Vehicles have increased their driving range to close to 2000 km with zero pollution in cities and considerably reduced pollution outside urban areas. As well, the application of the MDI engine in other areas, outside the automotive sector, opens a multitude of possibilities in nautical fields, co-generation, auxiliary engines, electric generators groups, etc. Compressed air is a new viable form of power that allows the accumulation and transport of energy. MDI is very close to initiating the production of a series of engines and vehicles. The company is financed by the sale of manufacturing licences and patents all over the world.

Its confirmed that there is water on mars

Now there is new hope of life on mars .There is undeniable proof that water once existed on the planet Mars, a team of researchers has concluded in a series of 11 articles this week in a special issue of the journal Science.

First electric link b/w nerve cells & photo-sensitive nanaoparticles

Texas - The worlds first electrical link between nerve cells and photovoltaic nanoparticle films has been achieved by researchers at the University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston (UTMB) and the University of Michigan. The development opens the door to applying the unique properties of nanoparticles to a wide variety of light-stimulated nerve-signaling devices - including the possible development of a nanoparticle-based artificial retina