Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Marvelous answer

Marvelous answer

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.


The mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."


The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.





The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "


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He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running ".

You could save a life.



STROKE:
Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R.





My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.


STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

During a
party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)

She had suffered a stroke at the
party. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.




Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this...


STROKE IDENTIFICATION:





A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.


RECOGNIZING A STROKE


Remember the "3" steps,
STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.

The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by askingthree simple questions
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* Ask the individual to SMILE .
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* = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg "It is sunny out today").
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* Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulanceand describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.


NOTE
: Another 'sign' of a stroke is

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Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue.

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If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.





….and it could be your own…..






Dad and Daughter -- Lovely Story

Dad and Daughter -- Lovely Story

This is a lovely story (Please take some of your valuable time to read it).



It's said that we have a choice to make. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose.






The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 5-year-old daughter
for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper.

Money was tight, and he became even more upset when the child pasted the
gold paper so as to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.

Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her father the
next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy." The father was embarrassed by his
earlier over reaction, but his anger flared again when he found the box was
empty.


He spoke to her in a harsh manner, "Don't you know, young lady, when you
give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the
package? The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and
said,


"Daddy, it's not empty. I blew kisses into it until it was full." The
father was crushed...


He fell on his knees and put his arms around his little girl, and he
begged her to forgive him for his unnecessary anger.


An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it
is told that the father kept that gold box by his bed for all the years of
his life.


And whenever he was discouraged or faced difficult problems, he would
open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the
child who had put it there.


In a very real sense, each of us as human beings have been given a
golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family
and friends.


There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.




You now have two choices. You can

1. Pass this on to your friends, or
2. Delete it and act like it didn't touch your heart.
As you can see, I chose No 1




"Do not expect anything from anyone,expectations hurt.. When you dont expect.. every moment is a surprise and every surprise brings Happiness..." :)

"Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas." -- marie curie

Join Google .. these Lala companys will never let you be reach in your lifetime...

Join Google .. these Lala companys will never let you be reach in your lifetime...



India FRESHERS - IT/Software Salary Survey

Company
Salary in Indian Rupees
Accenture
2.1 Lacs Per Annum
Adobe
5.7 Lacs Per Annum
Amazon
7.5 Lacs Per Annum
Attrenta
4.8 Lacs Per Annum
Caritor
2.0 Lacs Per Annum
CISCO
4.0 Lacs Per Annum
Computer Associates
4.5 Lacs Per Annum
CTS
2.7 Lacs Per Annum
DE Shaw
6.0 Lacs Per Annum
Deloitte
7.0 Lacs Per Annum
Fiorano
5.0 Lacs Per Annum
Flextronics (HSS)
3.0 Lacs Per Annum
Google
12.0 Lacs Per Annum WOW!!!
GE
3.0 Lacs Per Annum
HCL
1.7 Lacs Per Annum
Hexaware
2.1 Lacs Per Annum
IBM
2.5 Lacs Per Annum
Impulsesoft
4.5 Lacs Per Annum
Interra Systems
4.6 Lacs Per Annum
Induslogic
4.2 Lacs Per Annum
Infosys 2.7 Lacs Per Annum
Kanbay
2.25 Lacs Per Annum
Kritical
5.6 Lacs Per Annum
MBT
2.5 Lacs Per Annum
Microsoft
7.8 Lacs Per Annum
Mindtree
3.0 Lacs Per Annum
Motorola
3.6 Lacs Per Annum
Oracle
4.2 Lacs Per Annum
Patni(PCS)
1.7 Lacs Per Annum
Perot Systems
2.5 Lacs Per Annum
Polaris
2.0 Lacs Per Annum
SAP Labs
4.0 Lacs Per Annum
Samsung
4.6 Lacs Per Annum
Satyam
2.5 Lacs Per Annum
STM
4.5 Lacs Per Annum
Sun Microsystems
5.0 Lacs Per Annum
Syntel
2.05 Lacs Per Annum
Tata Elxsi
1.9 Lacs Per Annum
Tavant
3.6 Lacs Per Annum
TCS
2.5 Lacs Per Annum
T-Mobile
8.0 Lacs Per Annum
Trilogy
7.5 Lacs Per Annum
Verizon
3.0 Lacs Per Annum
Virtusa
2.4 Lacs Per Annum
Wipro
2.7 Lacs Per Annum

World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"


There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life" the finale had the following three incidents....

Third Place
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed.

When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled "SURPRISE!".
My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.

Since then…..no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again

Second Place

"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last
night!".

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter.


And the Winner is...
This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data.

Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and never returned.

However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!

Ricky Ponting Says to His Mother ....Taare Zameen Par....

Ricky Ponting Says to His Mother ....Taare Zameen Par....


*Main kabhi batlaata nahi ,*

*Par HARBHAJJAN se darta hoon main MAA*

*Yun to main, dikhlata nahi,*

*Par ISHANT se ghabrata hoon main MAA*

*Aapko sab hai pata,hai na MAA*

*Aapko sab hai pata, meri MAA*

*FIELD mein yun na chhoro mujhe,*

*EK RUN bhi Bana na paun MAA*

*Kitni Deta hoon Main Galiya milke team ke sang,*

*Par Unhe Mai Jara bhi Dara Na paun MAA,*

Sachin toh Out Hota Nahi,

Achchha hai jo Saurabh Team Me Nahi,

*CRICKET KA BAAP HAI India main Man Gaya MAA,*

CRICKET KA BAAP HAI INDIAN MAA

Think Positive

A thought:

Read this. It is a 99% challenge that u will have a wrong answer To the question asked in the passage.

Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous Area. They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got Down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock Fell On The bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on Board was killed. The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on That bus"..

Why do u think they said that?

Scroll down for answer

Come on think again......

Come on try hard.....

------------------- Answer!!!! -------------------

If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the Resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have Fallen after the bus had passed..!!! Think positive in life always And look for opportunities when u can help Others......

Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting.

Never expect things to happen. Struggle and make them happen.

Never expect yourself to be given a good value. .create a value of ur Own.