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According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.


After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.


Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.


Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.


She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.


She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night - (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).


To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.


He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.


Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror..


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Moral to this story:-


There are teachers.... and then there are educators..

This is Why I didn't take up GRE !!!

This is Why I didn't take up GRE !!!


A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophysic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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Size of just.

108.0 x 49.0 x 11.0 mm
4.3 x 1.9 x 0.4 inches

Weight less than.

107.0 gr
3.8 oz

sexy colors

Luscious Red

Swift Black
Cool Screen

240x320 pixel
262,144 color TFT QVGA

Memory
Memory Stick Micro™ (M2™) support upto 8gb.
Phone internal memory 160MB.

Supports

• EDGE
• GSM 850
• GSM 900
• GSM 1800
• GSM 1900
• UMTS 2100
• HSDPA

special features which make this phone different are.....

1. Auto focus
2. BestPic™
3. Camera - 5 megapixel
4. Digital zoom - up to 16x
5. Image stabilizer
6. Photo fix
7. Photo flash
8. Red-eye reduction
9. Video light
10. Video recording
11. Video stabilizer
12. Album art
13. Bluetooth™ stereo (A2DP)
14. Media player
15. Mega Bass™
16. PlayNow™
17. Supports music tones - MP3, AAC
18. TrackID™
19. Bluetooth™ technology
20. Modem
21. PictBridge
22. Synchronization PC
23. USB mass storage
24. USB support

The New sonyericsson GC83 EDGE/GPRS PC Card

sonyericsson GC83 EDGE/GPRS PC Card is an 16-bit PCMCIA Type II PC Card and is attached to any laptop or PCMCIA card reader device with Multislot class 10 enabled. This card is of standard size of 85.0 x 54.0 x 5.0 mm 3.3 x 2.1 x 0.2 inches, with weight of just42.0 gr 1.5 oz, enhanced antenna is external.

This is an 16-bit PCMCIA Type II PC Card will Supported operating systems

• Windows® Me Windows® XP (Pro, Home, Tablet)
• Windows® 2000 (SP4) Windows® 98SE

Drivers are required for hardware (NDIS 5 driver)
Networks compatibleness like

1. GSM 850
2. EDGE up to 247 kbps up to 123 kbps.
3. GPRS up to 86 kbps up to 43 kbps.
4. CSD up to 9.6 & 14.4 kbps up to 9.6 & 14.4 kbps.
5. GSM 1800
6. GSM 1900

• Normal Environment standard-10° to +55° C, storage -20° to +65° C.
• Very Low Power consumption: <>
• Compatible with PC Card standard.
• Certifications from GCF, PTCRB, CE, FCC, MS WHQL.

Samsung best 32 inch wide screen model Rs 68,000

Samsung best 32 inch wide screen model Rs 68,000

• Screen Size 32 Inches.
• Number of Programmed Channels 100.
• Resolution 1920 x 1080 Pixels pure LCD.
• Tuning using Remote (S Band, VHF, Hyper Band, UHF )
• Contrast Ratio of15000:1 Dynamic.
• Response Time of just 5 Milliseconds.
• Aspect Ratio 16:9 .
• Audio Output of 200 Watts digital sound.
• Compatible with VCD or DVD Player.
• Power Requirement 100-260 Volts.
• Power Consumption 200 Watts.
• Width 806 mm.
• Depth 81 mm.
• Height 528 mm.
• Approximate Net Weight of 11.6 Kgs.
• Warranty Period of one Years.

What it means?

Resolution refers to the number of pixels, or dots, used to create the image on the screen. Applicable to High-end televisions to measure ability to display image with millions of colours.

How it works?

The number of pixels horizontally (Lines of Resolution) by the number of pixels vertically, this is how many independent dots of colour the screen can display. Following are the types resolution available. VGA (Video Graphics Array) 640 x 480, SVGA (Super VGA) 800 x 600, XGA (Extended Graphics Array) 1024 x 768, SXGA (Super XGA) 1280 x 1024, WXGA (Wide Extended Graphics) 1366 x 768 and finally Full HD or True HD Resolution of 1980 x 1080 pixels. Full HD resolution is highest resolution available in televisions, where one can enjoy entertainment from sources displaying 1080i or 1080p signals. Currently in India we do not receive High Definition broadcast but one can enjoy it if connected to sources like Blu-ray or HD-DVD players, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.

Benefits

Higher the resolution better the picture quality.

What it means?

Contrast ratio is measured as the difference between the brightest and darkest colors on the screen and is associated with LCD, Plasma and projection televisions and monitors. TVs with a higher contrast ratio are considered to be better than ones with lower contrast ratios.

How it works?

There are two ways of measuring contrast ratio. The first is True or On-screen Contrast Ratio and the second is Dynamic Contrast Ratio. True or On-screen contrast ratio measures the difference between the brightest and darkest images a TV can produce simultaneously or at the same time. The ratio of the brightest and darkest images a TV can produce over time is called dynamic contrast ratio. Dynamic contrast measures the display twice, once with a dark screen and once with a bright screen. Dynamic contrast ratio is often four or five times higher than the static specification, so while comparing make sure you are considering them at equal terms. But in the end it is always advisable that you inspect competing models yourself for their contrast performance before purchasing.

What it means?

It is screen reaction time, ie the time it takes for your screen to react to any command. The pixel response time in milliseconds is the time it takes for a pixel to go from black to white and then back to black.

How it works?

In the earlier days of LCD display technology, higher response times meant that in fast moving scenes, the panel would not be able to draw each rapidly changing frame in time, and a slightly blurred, ghosting effect could be seen in some places.

Benefits

Pixel Response Times apply to LCD Televisions only, as Plasma Displays use a different type of technology. So choose LCD TV with lesser response time than 8ms.

What it means?

Aspect ratio is the width-to-height ratio of a visual image. Standard NTSC televisions have an aspect ratio of 4:3 (4 units wide by 3 units high). Widescreen televisions have an aspect ratio of 16:9.

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HTC P3350 Offer price Rs 17,000 only....

• 2.0 mega pixel 5x digital zoom camera.
• 2.8 inch LCD touch screen display panel.
• 240 x 320 pixel screen resolution.
• 64 MB internal inbuilt memory.
• MicroSD card and up to 4Gb expandable slot, WiFi connectivity.
• Microsoft Office documents enabled.
• Mini USB port, FM radio with digital tuning.

8th generation New Accord 2008 Specification

3.5-liter i-VTEC V-6 engine with 273 horsepower

• Five speed automatic transmission.
• Six speed manual transmission.
  

2.4-liter i-VTEC 4-cylinder engine with 200 horsepower

• Five speed automatic transmission.
• Five speed manual transmission
• Six speed manual transmission.

Standard safety equipment

• (ACE™) body structure.
• Vehicle Stability Assist (VSA).
• Side-curtain airbags.
• New dual-chamber front side airbags.
• Active front head restraints and pedestrian safety features.

Premium features

• Navigation.
• Interface dial.
• Bluetooth.

Key interior features

• Large means more comfortable(120-cubic-foot).
• Sophisticated looks with navigation system and styling display screen.
• Upscale comfort level and Redesigned front panel seats.
• Three interior Sedan color themes Ivory, Gray and Black.
• Two interior Coupe color themes - Black and Ivory.
• Three accent themes - Gunmetal in LX, silver or woodgrain in EX, EX-L and V-6.
• Fold-down lockable rear seatback - Increases cargo-carrying versatility. Sedan includes lockable pass-through.
• Dual-zone automatic climate control - Standard in EX-L and V-6 models.
• Audio systems - Two impressive audio systems.

1. 160 watts, a single-disc CD player and six speakers.
2. 270 watts total amplification and seven speakers and sub woofer.

• Standard AM/FM/CD with MP3/WMA® playback, and new Radio Data System (RDS) function.
• All trim levels have MP3 capability and an auxiliary audio input jack.
• All trim levels have steering wheel audio controls.
• XM Satellite Radio is standard on all leather-equipped (EX-L and V-6) models.
• All trim levels have speed-sensitive volume control (SVC).
• Available power moon roof - Incorporates one-touch open/close operation.
• Eight way power driver's seat - Standard in EX and above models.
• Power driver's lumbar - Standard in EX and above models.
• 4-way power passenger's seat - Standard in Sedan EX V-6.
• Driver and front passenger auto up/down window controls - Standard in Sedan LX-P and above models; and all coupe models.
• Auto-dimming mirror - Standard in EX-L and all V-6 models.
• Active Noise Control (ANC) - A new version of this technology is standard in V-6 automatic models and 200-hp four-cylinder models.