Alternate for keyboard - type using Mouse

An alternative keyboard in Windows.
In case your keyboard or some keys stop working
Microsoft provides you with an alternative way to type in using the mouse
To work this tool
Go to Start menu.
Select Run
Type in OSK
Press OK

Today's Joke: The Trainers special Horse

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse.The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have toremember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear.Providing you do that, you'll be fine."The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command.The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight throughthe center of the jump.They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhatembarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to doit," and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of therace, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, "Nothing is wrong with me--it's this bloody horse. What ishe--deaf or something?"The trainer replies, "Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf--he's BLIND!"

Recover the permanently deleted mails

Check this wonderful utility.

This procedure can recover mails which were deleted by pressing shift+del in the past 4 days only.Recovering Permanently Deleted Mails (Including Sub-Folders)This document gives the procedure to recover shift deleted [permanently deleted] mails from Microsoft Outlook.Procedure: 1) First go to Run and type regedit2) Go to:\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\MICROSOFT\EXCHANGE\CLIENT\OPTIONS registry key.3) Right click options and add new DWORD VALUE (data type is REG_DWORD) and then right click and rename to DumpsterAlwaysOn. It is case sensitive.
4) Then rights click and modify and make the value 1 to turn the Recover Deleted Items menu choice on for all folders or enter 0 to turn it off.
5) Then go to Outlook , choose "Recover deleted items" option from the ToolsMenu to get back your "permanently deleted" mails!Note : This procedure can recover mails which were deleted by pressing shift+del in the past 4 days only.

NOTE: Please take the back up of the registry before u proceed. Its not advised to change the registry if one doesn't know how to handle it.
Backing up: 1. goto Run-> type regedit 2. go to registry-> export registry file 3. in the export range block, select all 4. specify the target location and save
And if u think the registry is corrupted after doing this, just click on the file saved above. That wil restore ur registry.

A disappointed salesman

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place" "That should have worked," said the friend.The salesman replied, " Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."

Story of American and an Indian

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shotafter shot.The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom Idon't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of familyproblems."The American said, " Talking about love marriages?... I'll tell you mystory.I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father'sfather-in-law.My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had ason. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.. ? !

WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail address:A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hecticschedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and hiswife was flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally leftout one letter in her E-mail address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.

Meanwhile somewhere in Houston .. a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to
glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her
E-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading
the first message, she screamed and then fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving WifeDate: Friday, April 27, 2007Subject: I have arrived!Dearest Love: I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send E-mail to your loved ones.I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything Has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward toseeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. PS .. It sure is hot down here

2019 World Cup - News Headlines!

Coach Sehwag to be sacked after India's defeat over Mongolia
"Tendulkar should consider quitting" : Rahul Dravid
Pathan touches 60 mph!!!
India out of Super 40 contention
VVS Laxman : "I still hope for a spot in the team in 2023"
NORTH KOREA don't want to take minnows Pakistan lightly
Former Paki captain Inzamam : "Boys is not plays with heart"
Flintoff publishes 7th autobiography : How I got drunk, shot and woke up in the Pacific!
Greg Chappell talks of cracks in the Solomon Islands team: "Seniors are behaving like Mafia"
Security increased outside Sehwag's mithai shop after India's defeat.