this phone is outstanding amongthe cellphones and every featureis fully loaded.
LG KC910 has quit amazing touchscreen and max 8 GB microSD , camera is too much 8 MP
and all the genaral feature of high end phones
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
nokia 5800 new touchscreen phone
nokia best product with cool features and reasonable price of 18000-19500 tax included
very good camera for general photos and its 3.2 MP and also quit good touchscreen of 3.2 inch
all nseries features are included best of this year.
very good camera for general photos and its 3.2 MP and also quit good touchscreen of 3.2 inch
all nseries features are included best of this year.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
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Thursday, July 10, 2008
woodcutter
Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job with a timber merchant, and he got it. His salary was really good and so were the working conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best.
His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to fell the trees. The first day, the woodcutter brought down 15 trees.
"Congratulations," the boss said. "Carry on with your work!"
Highly motivated by the words of his boss, the woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he only could bring 10 trees down. The third day he tried even harder, but he was only able to bring down 7 trees. Day after day he was bringing lesser number of trees down.
"I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on.
"When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked.
"Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees..."
That's right. Most of us NEVER update our skills. We think that whatever we have learned is very much enough. But good is not good when better is expected. Sharpening our skills from time to time is the key to success.
His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to fell the trees. The first day, the woodcutter brought down 15 trees.
"Congratulations," the boss said. "Carry on with your work!"
Highly motivated by the words of his boss, the woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he only could bring 10 trees down. The third day he tried even harder, but he was only able to bring down 7 trees. Day after day he was bringing lesser number of trees down.
"I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on.
"When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked.
"Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees..."
That's right. Most of us NEVER update our skills. We think that whatever we have learned is very much enough. But good is not good when better is expected. Sharpening our skills from time to time is the key to success.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Mahindra Scorpio Diesel Hybrid will be FEV Collaborate
The Mahindra Scorpio Diesel hybrid electric vehicle is more effective on road and these exiting and stunning features makes this SUV best in range and also boast its fuel average up to 20 km per liter.
Diesel-electric is deigned parallel and this hybrid vehicle perform four major functionswhich makes this vehicle ahead in the range.
The Mahindra and Mahindra diesel-electric hybrid is deigned and development by FEV.
Diesel-electric is deigned parallel and this hybrid vehicle perform four major functionswhich makes this vehicle ahead in the range.
- Start-stop.
- Electric launch.
- Torque augmentation.
- Regenerative braking.
- Seamless but enhanced driving experience.
The Mahindra and Mahindra diesel-electric hybrid is deigned and development by FEV.
Best joke in Britain
Best joke in Britain
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )
lipstick
lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night - (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror..
*************
Moral to this story:-
There are teachers.... and then there are educators..
According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night - (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror..
*************
Moral to this story:-
There are teachers.... and then there are educators..
This is Why I didn't take up GRE !!!
This is Why I didn't take up GRE !!!
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophysic plant.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
*********************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophysic plant.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
*********************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
sonyericsson new mobilephones specificationsof c902
Size of just.
108.0 x 49.0 x 11.0 mm
4.3 x 1.9 x 0.4 inches
Weight less than.
107.0 gr
3.8 oz
sexy colors
Luscious Red
Swift Black
Cool Screen
240x320 pixel
262,144 color TFT QVGA
Memory
Memory Stick Micro™ (M2™) support upto 8gb.
Phone internal memory 160MB.
Supports
- EDGE
- GSM 850
- GSM 900
- GSM 1800
- GSM 1900
- UMTS 2100
- HSDPA
- Auto focus
- BestPic™
- Camera - 5 megapixel
- Digital zoom - up to 16x
- Image stabilizer
- Photo fix
- Photo flash
- Red-eye reduction
- Video light
- Video recording
- Video stabilizer
- Album art
- Bluetooth™ stereo (A2DP)
- Media player
- Mega Bass™
- PlayNow™
- Supports music tones - MP3, AAC
- TrackID™
- Bluetooth™ technology
- Modem
- PictBridge
- Synchronization PC
- USB mass storage
- USB support
The New sonyericsson GC83 EDGE/GPRS PC Card
sonyericsson GC83 EDGE/GPRS PC Card is an 16-bit PCMCIA Type II PC Card and is attached to any laptop or PCMCIA card reader device with Multislot class 10 enabled. This card is of standard size of 85.0 x 54.0 x 5.0 mm 3.3 x 2.1 x 0.2 inches, with weight of just42.0 gr 1.5 oz, enhanced antenna is external.
This is an 16-bit PCMCIA Type II PC Card will Supported operating systems
- Windows® Me Windows® XP (Pro, Home, Tablet)
- Windows® 2000 (SP4) Windows® 98SE
Networks compatibleness like
- GSM 850
- EDGE up to 247 kbps up to 123 kbps.
- GPRS up to 86 kbps up to 43 kbps.
- CSD up to 9.6 & 14.4 kbps up to 9.6 & 14.4 kbps.
- GSM 1800
- GSM 1900
- Normal Environment standard-10° to +55° C, storage -20° to +65° C.
- Very Low Power consumption: <>
- Compatible with PC Card standard.
- Certifications from GCF, PTCRB, CE, FCC, MS WHQL.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Samsung best 32 inch wide screen model Rs 68,000
Samsung best 32 inch wide screen model Rs 68,000
- Screen Size 32 Inches.
- Number of Programmed Channels 100.
- Resolution 1920 x 1080 Pixels pure LCD.
- Tuning using Remote (S Band, VHF, Hyper Band, UHF )
- Contrast Ratio of15000:1 Dynamic.
- Response Time of just 5 Milliseconds.
- Aspect Ratio 16:9 .
- Audio Output of 200 Watts digital sound.
- Compatible with VCD or DVD Player.
- Power Requirement 100-260 Volts.
- Power Consumption 200 Watts.
- Width 806 mm.
- Depth 81 mm.
- Height 528 mm.
- Approximate Net Weight of 11.6 Kgs.
- Warranty Period of one Years.
HTC P3350 Offer price Rs 17,000 only
- 2.0 mega pixel 5x digital zoom camera.
- 2.8 inch LCD touch screen display panel.
- 240 x 320 pixel screen resolution.
- 64 MB internal inbuilt memory.
- MicroSD card and up to 4Gb expandable slot, WiFi connectivity.
- Microsoft Office documents enabled.
- Mini USB port, FM radio with digital tuning.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
8th generation New Accord 2008 Specification
3.5-liter i-VTEC V-6 engine with 273 horsepower
Standard safety equipment
Premium features
- Five speed automatic transmission.
- Six speed manual transmission.
- Five speed automatic transmission.
- Five speed manual transmission
- Six speed manual transmission.
Standard safety equipment
- (ACE™) body structure.
- Vehicle Stability Assist (VSA).
- Side-curtain airbags.
- New dual-chamber front side airbags.
- Active front head restraints and pedestrian safety features.
Premium features
- Navigation.
- Interface dial.
- Bluetooth.
- Large means more comfortable(120-cubic-foot).
- Sophisticated looks with navigation system and styling display screen.
- Upscale comfort level and Redesigned front panel seats.
- Three interior Sedan color themes Ivory, Gray and Black.
- Two interior Coupe color themes - Black and Ivory.
- Three accent themes - Gunmetal in LX, silver or woodgrain in EX, EX-L and V-6.
- Fold-down lockable rear seatback - Increases cargo-carrying versatility. Sedan includes lockable pass-through.
- Dual-zone automatic climate control - Standard in EX-L and V-6 models.
- Audio systems - Two impressive audio systems.
- 160 watts, a single-disc CD player and six speakers.
- 270 watts total amplification and seven speakers and sub woofer.
- Standard AM/FM/CD with MP3/WMA® playback, and new Radio Data System (RDS) function.
- All trim levels have MP3 capability and an auxiliary audio input jack.
- All trim levels have steering wheel audio controls.
- XM Satellite Radio is standard on all leather-equipped (EX-L and V-6) models.
- All trim levels have speed-sensitive volume control (SVC).
- Available power moon roof - Incorporates one-touch open/close operation.
- Eight way power driver's seat - Standard in EX and above models.
- Power driver's lumbar - Standard in EX and above models.
- 4-way power passenger's seat - Standard in Sedan EX V-6.
- Driver and front passenger auto up/down window controls - Standard in Sedan LX-P and above models; and all coupe models.
- Auto-dimming mirror - Standard in EX-L and all V-6 models.
- Active Noise Control (ANC) - A new version of this technology is standard in V-6 automatic models and 200-hp four-cylinder models.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Milestones in Photography
Milestones in Photography
Centuries of advances in chemistry and optics, including the invention of the camera obscura, set the stage for the world's first photograph. In 1826, French scientist Joseph Nicéphore Niépce, took that photograph, titled View from the Window at Le Gras at his family's country home. Niépce produced his photo—a view of a courtyard and outbuildings seen from the house's upstairs window—by exposing a bitumen-coated plate in a camera obscura for several hours on his windowsill.
Photograph by Nicéphore Niépce
Best known for his development of electromagnetic theory, Scottish physicist James Clerk Maxwell dabbled in color theory throughout his life, eventually producing the first color photograph in 1861. Maxwell created the image of the tartan ribbon shown here by photographing it three times through red, blue, and yellow filters, then recombining the images into one color composite.
Photograph by James Clerk Maxwell
The settling of a debate—whether, during its trot, all four of a horse's hooves are off the ground at the same time—led English photographer Eadweard Muybridge to develop the first photographs to capture the sequence of movement. In 1878, Muybridge arranged 24 trip-wire cameras along a racetrack. The resulting photos, The Horse in Motion, proved all four hooves leave the ground during a trot and set the stage for the first motion pictures.
Photograph by Eadweard Muybridge
An unknown photographer inspired legions of tornado-chasers when he captured the earliest known photograph of a tornado. The black-and-white image was taken on August 28, 1884, about 22 miles (45 kilometers) southwest of Howard, South Dakota.
Photograph courtesy NOAA
Some of the world's first aerial photographs were taken not by humans but by birds. In 1903, German engineer Julius Neubronner combined an analog camera and timer, which he attached to a pigeon's neck. The German military took notice of Neubronner's innovative approach to aerial photography, and by World War II pigeons were collecting secret aerial photography for both Allied and Axis forces.
Photograph from Deutsches Museum, Munich
This flashlight photograph of a white-tailed doe with her fawns was among the world's first nighttime photographs of animals, shot by photographer and wildlife enthusiast George Shiras. A pioneer in flashlight and trip-wire photography, Shiras captured this shot in Whitefish River, Michigan, around 1906 using a remote-control flashlight camera triggered when an animal stepped on the trip wire.
Photograph by George Shiras
In April 1909, Admiral Robert Peary and his team (pictured here), including Inuits Ooqeah, Ooatah, Egingwah, and Seeglo and fellow American Matthew Henson, became the first explorers to reach what they believed to be the North Pole. Later studies found that Peary was actually 30 to 60 miles (50 to 100 kilometers) short of the Pole.
Photograph by Admiral Robert E. Peary
Underwater color photography was born with this shot of a hogfish, photographed off the Florida Keys in the Gulf of Mexico by Dr. William Longley and National Geographic staff photographer Charles Martin in 1926. Equipped with cameras encased in waterproof housing and pounds of highly explosive magnesium flash powder for underwater illumination, the pair pioneered underwater photography.
Photograph by Charles Martin & W.H. Longley
In 1912 Yale University professor and explorer Hiram Bingham was searching in the Peruvian Andes for the ancient Inca capital of Vilcabamba when he and his guide stumbled onto one of the greatest archaeological finds in history. Thanks to his photographs of the lost city of Machu Picchu, Bingham and National Geographic helped bring archaeology out of the field and into people's homes.
Photograph by Hiram Bingham
When he wandered into an Afghan refugee camp in Pakistan in December 1984, National Geographic photographer Steve McCurry captured one of the most famous portraits the world had ever seen. The Afghan girl with the haunting green eyes captivated everyone. That captivation proved, once again, the power of photography to open eyes—and hearts and minds—with a single image.
Photograph by Steve McCurry
Centuries of advances in chemistry and optics, including the invention of the camera obscura, set the stage for the world's first photograph. In 1826, French scientist Joseph Nicéphore Niépce, took that photograph, titled View from the Window at Le Gras at his family's country home. Niépce produced his photo—a view of a courtyard and outbuildings seen from the house's upstairs window—by exposing a bitumen-coated plate in a camera obscura for several hours on his windowsill.
Photograph by Nicéphore Niépce
Best known for his development of electromagnetic theory, Scottish physicist James Clerk Maxwell dabbled in color theory throughout his life, eventually producing the first color photograph in 1861. Maxwell created the image of the tartan ribbon shown here by photographing it three times through red, blue, and yellow filters, then recombining the images into one color composite.
Photograph by James Clerk Maxwell
The settling of a debate—whether, during its trot, all four of a horse's hooves are off the ground at the same time—led English photographer Eadweard Muybridge to develop the first photographs to capture the sequence of movement. In 1878, Muybridge arranged 24 trip-wire cameras along a racetrack. The resulting photos, The Horse in Motion, proved all four hooves leave the ground during a trot and set the stage for the first motion pictures.
Photograph by Eadweard Muybridge
An unknown photographer inspired legions of tornado-chasers when he captured the earliest known photograph of a tornado. The black-and-white image was taken on August 28, 1884, about 22 miles (45 kilometers) southwest of Howard, South Dakota.
Photograph courtesy NOAA
Some of the world's first aerial photographs were taken not by humans but by birds. In 1903, German engineer Julius Neubronner combined an analog camera and timer, which he attached to a pigeon's neck. The German military took notice of Neubronner's innovative approach to aerial photography, and by World War II pigeons were collecting secret aerial photography for both Allied and Axis forces.
Photograph from Deutsches Museum, Munich
This flashlight photograph of a white-tailed doe with her fawns was among the world's first nighttime photographs of animals, shot by photographer and wildlife enthusiast George Shiras. A pioneer in flashlight and trip-wire photography, Shiras captured this shot in Whitefish River, Michigan, around 1906 using a remote-control flashlight camera triggered when an animal stepped on the trip wire.
Photograph by George Shiras
In April 1909, Admiral Robert Peary and his team (pictured here), including Inuits Ooqeah, Ooatah, Egingwah, and Seeglo and fellow American Matthew Henson, became the first explorers to reach what they believed to be the North Pole. Later studies found that Peary was actually 30 to 60 miles (50 to 100 kilometers) short of the Pole.
Photograph by Admiral Robert E. Peary
Underwater color photography was born with this shot of a hogfish, photographed off the Florida Keys in the Gulf of Mexico by Dr. William Longley and National Geographic staff photographer Charles Martin in 1926. Equipped with cameras encased in waterproof housing and pounds of highly explosive magnesium flash powder for underwater illumination, the pair pioneered underwater photography.
Photograph by Charles Martin & W.H. Longley
In 1912 Yale University professor and explorer Hiram Bingham was searching in the Peruvian Andes for the ancient Inca capital of Vilcabamba when he and his guide stumbled onto one of the greatest archaeological finds in history. Thanks to his photographs of the lost city of Machu Picchu, Bingham and National Geographic helped bring archaeology out of the field and into people's homes.
Photograph by Hiram Bingham
When he wandered into an Afghan refugee camp in Pakistan in December 1984, National Geographic photographer Steve McCurry captured one of the most famous portraits the world had ever seen. The Afghan girl with the haunting green eyes captivated everyone. That captivation proved, once again, the power of photography to open eyes—and hearts and minds—with a single image.
Photograph by Steve McCurry
Matrimonial ads version -toooooooo funny
These are Girls profiles taken from a matrimonial website.
Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a Profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...
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Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
(Truly yours)
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)
( Confused ????? )
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
(Plz ? for gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence )
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there
anything like that.)
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)
(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)
Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a Profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
(Truly yours)
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)
( Confused ????? )
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
(Plz ? for gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence )
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there
anything like that.)
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)
(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)
Interesting...Facts...one should know....
Interesting...Facts...one should know....
'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand .
And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. ? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes .
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also)
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Now you know more than you did before!!
'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand .
And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. ? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes .
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also)
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Now you know more than you did before!!
Read first...then decide...would you dare to b here
Read first...then decide...
In Zimbabwe, Africa, you will find the magnificent Victoria Falls, at a height of 128m.
The location is known as the "Devil's Swimming Pool". During the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over.
These falls are becoming well known amongst the "radical tourist" industry, when more and more people search for the ultimate experience.
Would you dare?
Wow
Wow
Wow
here we go...
In Zimbabwe, Africa, you will find the magnificent Victoria Falls, at a height of 128m.
The location is known as the "Devil's Swimming Pool". During the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over.
These falls are becoming well known amongst the "radical tourist" industry, when more and more people search for the ultimate experience.
Would you dare?
Wow
Wow
Wow
here we go...
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
K S Makhan presents new album Yaar Mastane
K S Makhan presents new album Yaar Mastane , this album is quit impressive
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Atthru 1.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Dil Kalla 2.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Jaago 3.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Jatti Nachdi 4.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Kaala Tikka 5.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Long 6.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Luttan Wale 7.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Peo Mil Jayo 8.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Phulkari 9.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Sikhi Di Shaan 10.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Sir Kadhve 11.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Uttho Veer Jawano 12.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Yaar Mastane 13.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Atthru 1.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Dil Kalla 2.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Jaago 3.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Jatti Nachdi 4.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Kaala Tikka 5.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Long 6.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Luttan Wale 7.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Peo Mil Jayo 8.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Phulkari 9.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Sikhi Di Shaan 10.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Sir Kadhve 11.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Uttho Veer Jawano 12.mp3"
K S Makhan "Yaar Mastane Yaar Mastane 13.mp3"
Saturday, April 26, 2008
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Cheers!!!
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that:
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!!!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!!!
Quote of the day
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? JJJ
Bang ur head on the wall if u don't know the answer.
Recently a company had participated in IIM's Placement Sessions.
They asked some interesting questions to students during recruitment.
Here are some of them:-
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1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
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2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
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3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water.
The tide rises at 12 inches every 15minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
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4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?
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5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
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6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?
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7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
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8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?
Same question, but the location is in Canada ?
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9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
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10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
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11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
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1. The word "incorrectly. "
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2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
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3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-)
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4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.
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5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition.
So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
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6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.
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7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.
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8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again.
The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...
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9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.
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10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
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11. The temperature.
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They asked some interesting questions to students during recruitment.
Here are some of them:-
************ ********* **
1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
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2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
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3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water.
The tide rises at 12 inches every 15minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
********
4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?
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5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
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6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?
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7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
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8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?
Same question, but the location is in Canada ?
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9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
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10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
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11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
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1. The word "incorrectly. "
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2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
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3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-)
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4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.
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5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition.
So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
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6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.
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7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.
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8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again.
The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...
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9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.
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10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
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11. The temperature.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
You could save a life.
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R.
My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.
Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this...
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Remember the "3" steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by askingthree simple questions :
S * Ask the individual to SMILE .
T* = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg "It is sunny out today").
R* Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulanceand describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.
A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
….and it could be your own…..
Dad and Daughter -- Lovely Story
Dad and Daughter -- Lovely Story
This is a lovely story (Please take some of your valuable time to read it).
It's said that we have a choice to make. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose.
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 5-year-old daughter
for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper.
Money was tight, and he became even more upset when the child pasted the
gold paper so as to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.
Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her father the
next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy." The father was embarrassed by his
earlier over reaction, but his anger flared again when he found the box was
empty.
He spoke to her in a harsh manner, "Don't you know, young lady, when you
give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the
package? The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and
said,
"Daddy, it's not empty. I blew kisses into it until it was full." The
father was crushed...
He fell on his knees and put his arms around his little girl, and he
begged her to forgive him for his unnecessary anger.
An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it
is told that the father kept that gold box by his bed for all the years of
his life.
And whenever he was discouraged or faced difficult problems, he would
open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the
child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each of us as human beings have been given a
golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family
and friends.
There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.
You now have two choices. You can
1. Pass this on to your friends, or
2. Delete it and act like it didn't touch your heart.
As you can see, I chose No 1
"Do not expect anything from anyone,expectations hurt.. When you dont expect.. every moment is a surprise and every surprise brings Happiness..." :)
"Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas." -- marie curie
This is a lovely story (Please take some of your valuable time to read it).
It's said that we have a choice to make. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose.
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 5-year-old daughter
for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper.
Money was tight, and he became even more upset when the child pasted the
gold paper so as to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.
Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her father the
next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy." The father was embarrassed by his
earlier over reaction, but his anger flared again when he found the box was
empty.
He spoke to her in a harsh manner, "Don't you know, young lady, when you
give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the
package? The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and
said,
"Daddy, it's not empty. I blew kisses into it until it was full." The
father was crushed...
He fell on his knees and put his arms around his little girl, and he
begged her to forgive him for his unnecessary anger.
An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it
is told that the father kept that gold box by his bed for all the years of
his life.
And whenever he was discouraged or faced difficult problems, he would
open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the
child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each of us as human beings have been given a
golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family
and friends.
There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.
You now have two choices. You can
1. Pass this on to your friends, or
2. Delete it and act like it didn't touch your heart.
As you can see, I chose No 1
"Do not expect anything from anyone,expectations hurt.. When you dont expect.. every moment is a surprise and every surprise brings Happiness..." :)
"Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas." -- marie curie
Join Google .. these Lala companys will never let you be reach in your lifetime...
Join Google .. these Lala companys will never let you be reach in your lifetime...
India FRESHERS - IT/Software Salary Survey
India FRESHERS - IT/Software Salary Survey
| Company | Salary in Indian Rupees |
| Accenture | 2.1 Lacs Per Annum |
| Adobe | 5.7 Lacs Per Annum |
| Amazon | 7.5 Lacs Per Annum |
| Attrenta | 4.8 Lacs Per Annum |
| Caritor | 2.0 Lacs Per Annum |
| CISCO | 4.0 Lacs Per Annum |
| Computer Associates | 4.5 Lacs Per Annum |
| CTS | 2.7 Lacs Per Annum |
| DE Shaw | 6.0 Lacs Per Annum |
| Deloitte | 7.0 Lacs Per Annum |
| Fiorano | 5.0 Lacs Per Annum |
| Flextronics (HSS) | 3.0 Lacs Per Annum |
| 12.0 Lacs Per Annum WOW!!! | |
| GE | 3.0 Lacs Per Annum |
| HCL | 1.7 Lacs Per Annum |
| Hexaware | 2.1 Lacs Per Annum |
| IBM | 2.5 Lacs Per Annum |
| Impulsesoft | 4.5 Lacs Per Annum |
| Interra Systems | 4.6 Lacs Per Annum |
| Induslogic | 4.2 Lacs Per Annum |
| Infosys | 2.7 Lacs Per Annum |
| Kanbay | 2.25 Lacs Per Annum |
| Kritical | 5.6 Lacs Per Annum |
| MBT | 2.5 Lacs Per Annum |
| Microsoft | 7.8 Lacs Per Annum |
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| Oracle | 4.2 Lacs Per Annum |
| Patni(PCS) | 1.7 Lacs Per Annum |
| Perot Systems | 2.5 Lacs Per Annum |
| Polaris | 2.0 Lacs Per Annum |
| SAP Labs | 4.0 Lacs Per Annum |
| Samsung | 4.6 Lacs Per Annum |
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| Syntel | 2.05 Lacs Per Annum |
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| Tavant | 3.6 Lacs Per Annum |
| TCS | 2.5 Lacs Per Annum |
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World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"
There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life" the finale had the following three incidents....
Third Place
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed.
When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled "SURPRISE!".
My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.
Since then…..no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again
Second Place
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last
night!".
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter.
And the Winner is...
This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.
A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data.
Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and never returned.
However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!
Ricky Ponting Says to His Mother ....Taare Zameen Par....
Ricky Ponting Says to His Mother ....Taare Zameen Par....
*Main kabhi batlaata nahi ,*
*Par HARBHAJJAN se darta hoon main MAA*
*Yun to main, dikhlata nahi,*
*Par ISHANT se ghabrata hoon main MAA*
*Aapko sab hai pata,hai na MAA*
*Aapko sab hai pata, meri MAA*
*FIELD mein yun na chhoro mujhe,*
*EK RUN bhi Bana na paun MAA*
*Kitni Deta hoon Main Galiya milke team ke sang,*
*Par Unhe Mai Jara bhi Dara Na paun MAA,*
Sachin toh Out Hota Nahi,
Achchha hai jo Saurabh Team Me Nahi,
*CRICKET KA BAAP HAI India main Man Gaya MAA,*
CRICKET KA BAAP HAI INDIAN MAAThink Positive
A thought:
Read this. It is a 99% challenge that u will have a wrong answer To the question asked in the passage.
Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous Area. They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got Down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock Fell On The bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on Board was killed. The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on That bus"..
Why do u think they said that?
Scroll down for answer
Come on think again......
Come on try hard.....
------------------- Answer!!!! -------------------
If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the Resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have Fallen after the bus had passed..!!! Think positive in life always And look for opportunities when u can help Others......
Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting.
Never expect things to happen. Struggle and make them happen.
Never expect yourself to be given a good value. .create a value of ur Own.
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